In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

This is madness!
This! Is! Sparta!

Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

en su dia tenia sonido, pero por el copyright de alguna cancion.... y la arena lo mas!!!

todos del wow, pero son de calidad... y claro esta que no los han hecho blizzard

In my creepy trenchcoat
Blue denim shirt and hipster shades
Enough of me lets cut to my shadow
And then i'll dance under this non-descript tunnel
I can see a blind girl dancing freely
Gotta take this to banquet hall
Karaoke all alone, Frank Sinatra's microphone
Giant windows make this place look churchy
No one here to serve last call
Finally menage a trois!
Suspender don't suit him at all, she's dizzy
Reflecting light from big puddles
I'm so shocked there aren't homeless people sleeping
You know that i started this popped collar trend
Banquet's over but, bartender's dancing
Spin a bit jump spilt he's very talented
Don't i look like Pete from Pete and Pete?
I really like these ornate archs
I prefer my trenchcoat starched
Dancing like i'm Michael J.Fox with Parkinson's
This guy is such a one man show
I should go church bang these hoes
I really think this bartender snorted some Prozac
Unnecessary bar exit, i got braces for this grin
I've never seen so many spins
Need more shadow!
Children's parents shouldn't be mad
I don't have candy or a van
I feel better that this blind girl has a blind boyfriend
Way too many spins, Way too many spins
(Chain link fence!)
Zoom the camera in, Zoom the camera in
(Spiderman!)
Where'd my shadow go? Where'd my shadow go?
(Here it is!)
Do you think i look, Do you think i look
(Like Cohan O'Brien?)
These girls think that i wanna get it on
Instead i sing this song
So technically i just Rickrolled them or something
I think this bartender needs Ritalin
I swear i think he should be on 'Star Search'
I really hope the cops don't check this alley
Trenchcoats can give me 5 to 10
Oh My God its Dolph Lundgren
I think he was the Russian in 'Rocky'
He refuses to be upstaged by ninja bartender
Apparenty he chose his time
To find a cure for her blind eyes
Once again i'm Michael J.Fox in 'Spin City'
Now the sound will get real low
This denotes the end of the show
I never got to bang those hoes

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Extra: Versión original con machinimia del WoW y subtítulos en español

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El machinimia original sin subtítulos es éste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abRFNHqUiRI