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[Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 23 Dic 2008, 19:11

Ah, los vídeos. Qué forma de expresión tan... audiovisual...

Tengo el honor de presentaros... ¡la videoteca de D3-Esp!

¿Ein? ¿Videoteca? ¡Sí!

Su objetivo principal es que podáis descargar vuestra frustración, eso sí, en forma de vídeos, sin tener que abrir temas nuevos y demás.

Y, como añadido especial (ya que estamos en navidades), iré editando este primer post con una lista de vídeos, para que los más vagos no tengáis que recorrer el tema de punta a punta.

Un par de cosas:

-Se ruega no pongáis vídeos que puedan herir la sensibilidad y demás. Si lo hacéis, ponedlo en "spoiler" y alertad de su contenido con antelación.
-Si son canciones, se agradece que lleven la letra en su mismo post :P.
-Si queréis, podéis hacer "colecciones", metiendo vídeos del mismo género en una sola respuesta, y editando si hace falta, por si so apetece tenerlos ordenados. Si editáis para añadir nuevo contenido a un post viejo, responded al tema avisando de la actualización.

Aquí tenéis la lista:

Looking for Group (x3): post13350.html#p13350
Star Wars Fun (x3): post13350.html#p13351
Banana Phone: post13350.html#p13364

Eso es todo. Para estrenar el tema, aquí os dejo una colección en particular...

Looking for Group

Slaughter your world

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Excitement abounds
I almost can't wait
Relax, I don't want your baby
I already ate
Though I do tend to generally kill
Kill things that don't fight back

I see this village
What does it hold?
What shall I butcher them with
Fire or cold?
Running from me sure you'd think
'He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!'

I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more
You see a wife? I see a widow
But what then?
Can't you see?
I'd kill for!

I want to incinerate and decapitate
I want to melt
Want to melt some faces
Watching the peasants...what do they call it?
Ahh...grieve!
I suppose that being undead there's not much to life
A soul is needed for loving...feeling...
How does this all not make me...what's that word again?
Heave!

You've nowhere to hide
Nowhere to run
Your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
With infinite glee
It's going to be me
That slaughters the world!

How could I glare into these eyes
And then not stab them?
How could I stare at their loss
And then not laugh?
I'd cut him in half
Then I'd graft
His head back onto his shoulders
Or after I'd lop it
I'd make a puppet
On top of a staff!

I am a lord that is sometimes bored
Have some urges and need to fulfill them
After my mayhem I simply don't...what's the word?
Care!
The stench in the air
The smell of the gore
The carnage far greater than any war
My legacy
Death becomes...me!
I'll slaughter the world


When Richard's evil

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When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need


Y un pequeño avance de la película que están haciendo xD:

This is War

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Pero esto no es todo... preparáos, os voy a floodear con vídeos cada vez mejores :ROmaligno:...
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 23 Dic 2008, 19:14

Star Wars Fun

Darth Sidious busca trabajo

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Rap de Star Wars

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Vader and Sidius:

It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you vader haters
out there, we'll blow
your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned
to the dark side...
Yes, he’d be a powerful
ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that
damn landspeeder,
Where them two droids I
asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on ma power converter
But now you're treating
me like a scruffy nerf
herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah

Yoda:

I'm Yoda, I'm a solja
I'm low to the floja
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise

Luke:

Yoda why you bein' a playa hata
You know that I must still
confront Lord Vader

Yoda:

But Luke,
Not ready are you

Luke:

But there's a city in the
clouds where they're
keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a
Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you

Yeah that's right R2,
gonna set a new course,
we're goin to cloud city
*aah* that's a mighty
good Gin and Tonic would
ya mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed
that your friends are
in danger

Luke:

Noooooo! Why'd you slice off my hand

Vader:

Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke:

He told me enough - he told
me you killed him

Vader:

Then there's something I
must reveal then

I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father

Han Solo:

Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke


Rap de Star Wars 2

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Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 23 Dic 2008, 20:25

¡Woooohoo! ¿Hay película y todo? Bwahahaha!

I want to be evil! :twisted2: :twisted2:

Un día que se me quite la flojera [si es que llega...] pondré videos muahaha. Esta noche añadiré dos... :P

¡Saludos! :cerveza:

PD: ¡Por fín llegó la Videoteca a Diablo3-esp! ^^

"¡Queremos flood! ¡Queremos flood! ¡Romped la presa!" Lol.

EDIT: ¡¡¡Powaaaaaah!!! ¡¡¡UNLIMITED POWAHHHHH!!! xDDD
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 23 Dic 2008, 21:21

Es mejor cuando dice "¡¡My apprentice threw me down a 280 miles long shaft directly into the main reactor of the deathstar!!"... xDDD

Y LFG es un webcómic, puedes leerlo aquí: http://www.lfgcomic.com/

¡Otro vídeo más!

Banana Phone

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Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Tai » 23 Dic 2008, 21:57

Lon eres mi dios!!!!!!!!!

la de banana's phone yo la vi una vez y me bajé la cancion y todo, la tengo en el movil para cuando me llaman, me recuerda al video y me parto joder!!! =)


aver si os gusta este....
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Miren todos los episodios, es lo mejor que he visto nunca!!!


Este me encanta,xDDDD

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decirme como poner los links para k los veais desde aqui,vale? =)
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Tai » 23 Dic 2008, 22:05

Y estos son de loquendo, si si, la burrera esta servida =)

·Far Cry2
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·Jackass ( con este os vais a partir en 40 trozos... =) )
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 23 Dic 2008, 22:53

Tai, en la propia página de Youtube, hay un link al lado que pone "Insertar", lo copias, lo seleccionas y le pones lo de [.youtube]<link>[./youtube].

¡Diohhhhhhhhhhh!

Banana phone!! xDDDDDD

Que bueno que bueno. xD

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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 24 Dic 2008, 13:54

¿Quién no ha visto alguna producción de Monthy Phyton en su vida, como "Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada" o "La vida de Bryan"?

Si no lo habéis hecho, ¡no sé que hacéis que no estáis de camino a buscarlas en vez de leer esta respuesta!

Merecéis morir de la misma manera que mueren en estos 3 vídeos:

Monthy Phyton "asesino"

Conejo asesino

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Chiste asesino

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Puente asesino

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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 24 Dic 2008, 14:47

"la vida de Bryan"...

¡Jajajajaja! Que pedazo de película por Diox. La habré visto así como 4 o 5 veces... me encanta la canción del final. ^^

¡Ponla Lon! [La canción, toda la peli sabemos que no... xD]

¡Saludos! :cerveza:

PD: Que buenos omg... ya me he leído los dos primeros tomos de LFG. ^^
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 24 Dic 2008, 18:42

Ponla tú, que así pones algo :P.

Yo, de mientras, pongo otra canción "random" de estas:

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

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They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-gard-gard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-ga-ga-gard-gard

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard

What did you say?

The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard
The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard
The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard-ga-ga-gard


Tell me where is Gandalf
For I much desire to speak with him

Tell me where is Gandalf
For I much desire to speak with him

The Balrog of Morgoth

What did you say?

The Balrog of Morgoth

What did you say?

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Stupid fatsy Hobbit

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Stupid fatsy Hobbit

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Stupid fatsy Hobbit

Leave now... and NEVER come back!
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 25 Dic 2008, 22:13

La vida de Bryan, canción de los Monty Python.

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And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that’s the thing.

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it’s your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the bright side of life…
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you’re going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life…
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 25 Dic 2008, 22:34

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ohhh...

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

The angels sang out... in immaculate chorus
And down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
He delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 25 Dic 2008, 22:43

Vaya mierda de vídeo...

¡¡Chuck Norris no puede ser vencido!! ¡¡Jamás!! ¡¡Blasfemiaaa!! :twisted:

Jajajajaja.

Pon más Lon. Me encantan las canciones. xD

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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Lon-ami » 26 Dic 2008, 14:11

Internet is for Porn!

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Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet!
The Internet is really really great
Trekkie Monster: For porn!
Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: What? There's always some new site.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: I browse all day and night.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

Kate: Treee-kkie!
Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster.
Kate: You are ruining my song!
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie dokie!
Kate: Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
Trekkie: For por-oops, sorry!
Kate: From your own desktop.
Trekkie: For ---
Kate: You can research, browse and shop...
Trekkie: Mm!
Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop.
Trekkie: FOR PORN!!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Nooo!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to
Porn, porn, porn!

Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
Rod: Ready!
Brian: Ready!
Princeton: Ready!
Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: Sorry, Kate!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for
Porn, porn, porn!
Kate: The Internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN, P---
Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Trekkie: What?

Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Rod: That's correct.
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Princeton: True!
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah.
Kate: EEEWWWWW!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: I hate porn!
Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click...
Kate: UGH!
Trekkie and guys: ...for porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I hate men!
Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} Porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I'm leaving!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I hate the Internet!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Trekkie:The Internet is for
Trekkie and some: Internet is for
Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN!
Trekkie: YEAH!
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Re: [Videoteca] El lado oscuro de youtube

Mensajepor Dragon » 27 Dic 2008, 19:50

Juas, como se les va la cabeza a la peña con el WoW... jajajajaja.

Me creía que era una cosa extraña que hicieron con personajes del WoW, haciendo como una película "X"... lo ví hace mucho tiempo, que me lo mandó un colega.

A ver si subes más canciones Lon... ^^ :P

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